Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
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I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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