All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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