just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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