Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Oh god it's open bar.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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