I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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