weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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