in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
tell me about the fingering
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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