omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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