Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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