that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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