It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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