i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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