Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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