Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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