She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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