I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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