another moral hangover. fuck.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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