I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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