Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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