My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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