The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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