How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize