Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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