I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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