I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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