I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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