Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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