Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just high enough for therapy.
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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