some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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