God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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