After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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