I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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