You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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