I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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