we're blogging at a bar
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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