we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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