he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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