does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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