Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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