and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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