We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
My breasts were aching with rage.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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