Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize