i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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