Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Two words: blizzard sex
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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