I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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