This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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