Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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