Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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This baby is an asshole
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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