so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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