also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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